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He deals vapes. Can barely run with his shit lungs. Likes chicks with names starting with M.
"-WOW! Did you know Sam is the hero next door?"
"-Yes, Sam is the hero next door."
A phrase that means “you have quite a large penis”
Can also be a substitute for the word damn
After Kirara Asuka gave me a good bj she said one word: saaaam
“Yo I just got 14 kills in fortnite”
“Really? Sam.”
Sam is usually really mean and sly. But jokes aside he/ she can be really odd and have a unique personality. Thats not a compliment by the way. Sam is a uni-sex name, meaning any gender can have the name.
Omg you know Sam? He's extremely ugly jk i'm sorry if you see this and get offended.
Sam is a nice person who has unfunny memes but the randomness at which they send the memes makes it funny i guess. I love them with my whole heart and theyre very good at comforting. I hope you're reading this sam <3
Person 1: Sam is epic
Person 2: ikr
A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.
Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot
sam is the kind of guy who is slightly obsessed with video games and forgets that he has responsibilities. he's half taiwanese and slightly oblivious to the world around him but is hilarious and cracks the best jokes because of the amount of time he spends on ifunny. hes that one guy in the group chat who sends a bunch of "daily memes"