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I was walking by the whorehouse and I saw a hairy meat wallet sandwich.
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the liquids in between 2 black people having sex
Aging hippie liberal douche observed as jamal and keisha rubbed out a liquidy ice ream sandwich.
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Aight so I was in da club one night, and I was grinding on a fat piece of lard. My Uber was 20 mins away so I was like fuck it, might as well. I make eye contact with this fat hoe, and she starts walking over to me and grinding on my ass while I grinding on da other fat bitch. Later that night we had a 3 way. True story. That’s a fat bitch sandwich right there
I had a fat bitch sandwich with those two lard buckets from da club last night
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An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.
"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."
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When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.
Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."
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The best high food you've ever had, aka a blown-ey sandwich
Last night we went to Jimmy John's and ordered the Italian Stallion. Needless to say, it was a blown-ey sandwich.
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a fucking delicious sandwich that will get you going weak in the knees and your stomach feeling plenty of butterflies. this sandwich is a perfect craft of bread and meat and can be eaten with many topics, but some say it's best plain. to eat this sandwich as a lukewarm or cold sandwich would be a sin. it must be a steaming 22 degrees celsius.
Person 1: "hey did you hear about that new hot pastrami sandwich?"
Person 2: "man that hot pastrami sandwich is too good, don't even mention it to me i'm starving."
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