Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

side horse

A mispronunciation of the term "side hoe"

Brigitte: He is loves me, even if he has some side horses.

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

West side sign

West side sign shows someone likes you

Omg Chris put the west side sign up he definitely likes me

West side sign

Using the west side sign means someone likes you

Omg Chris put the west side sign up at me he likes me

smoke side

A shitty part of San Jose,Ca which is really named "Seven Trees",where fake crips represent.

"I'm not San Jose...I'm from SMOKE SIDE.."