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when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound
Dude, what the fuck was that noise?
oh, haha. i just had a man queef
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{fuhk_thuh_man}
1. To defy authority; usually a government entity or employer. However, any person, organization, group, etc. that oppresses someone may be considered "The Man."
1. I'm not going to work today because my boss is a douche-tool. I'm going to "Fuck 'The Man'".
2. I'm not going to pay my federal or state taxes because I don't think I should have to pay for other people's things or pay the government to do things I don't approve of. I'm going to "Fuck 'The Man'".
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Portuguese men are the strongest and most sexually pleasing. They work hard all day so when they get home to their wives and girls, they expect you to get on your knees and fucking suck off their massive cock. Because Portuguese men have such massive cocks that it’s physically exhausting for them to jack off themselves. So you get on your knees and try to fit it in your mouth. Then let him fuck you in the ass while in the shower, because he’s leaving soon to go work again!
Daniel: im home
Jenna: oh my love your home!
Daniel: ya ya bitch, just suck me off while I eat and let me fuck your vagina in the shower, then get the fuck away cause im going to work, then with the guys to go fuck some sluts we find on the road.
Jenna: right away my Portuguese man, fuck me good, you deserve it!
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When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.
Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man
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When 2 or more men have sexual intercourse
Stoners have MAN SEX all the time
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Randy Savage. Legendary wrestler for the WWF. Also, former spokesman for Slim Jim. Oooooh Yeah!
Also has released a rap album....*cough*
Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooh yeah!
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Plays in the rain, ingnores the pain, keeps, you sane, and doesn't worry about fame. He'll rub you back while you clean his socks. Not the man that gives you his dick in a box. You'll see his eyes you'll feel his stare. Just to know real love is there. Threw the bad and the good he'll walk you threw. Money doesn't by love on the fake tree it grew. He doesn't promise wine or treat you like a slezzy dime.
I am in love with a good man!
He's a good man
Wow did you see the way J.E.F. kisses her. You can see he loves her and is a good man.
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