soft city

When you are fat and out of shape because you haven't hit the gym in a long time ... you are in Soft City.

Man, I gotta take the first train out of Soft City!

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Bitty City

Otherwise known as James Madison University

Guy 1: "Have you seen all the hot girls here?"

Guy 2: "Yea welcome to Bitty City otherwise known as James Madison University"

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Kansas City Mojo

Candy necklace toting, O-Town listening, candle burning, Red Cavalier driving, Ray Lewis coat wearing, frosted tip sporting, metro-sexual version of the Cleveland Mojo, only living in Kansas City.

"I cant wait to meet the Kansas City Mojo" R.R.

Iron City Beatdown

When any Pittsburgh team kicks another team's ass at football/hockey/baseball.

I can't wait until we play the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday so the Steelers can give them the Iron City Beatdown.

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Crescent City, FL

A place where illegal Mexicans come to grow marijuana and play soccer

Guy A: "hey have u ever been to Crescent City, FL bruhh?"
Guy B: "yea man I bought some crippy from a Mexican there"
Guy A: "palatka is better lol"
Guy B: " I know"

mile-high city

Denver, Colorado, USA.

The elevation of Denver, the capital city of Colorado, USA, is 5,280 feet - the equivalent of one mile - above sea level.

*No relation to the 'Mile High Club'.
*No reference to the legailty of cannabis in the state of Colorado.

Colorado non-native: Why is Denver, Colorado called the 'Mile-High City?'

Colorado native: Because the city of Denver, CO, is literally 5,280 feet above sea level.

Windy City Rollers

The Flat Track Roller Derby League in Chicago. Created by Juanna Rumbel (skater since 2005 with 3-time Championship Team, The Fury) and Sister Sledgehammer (of the Double Crossers), the Windy City Rollers, or WCR, has been the premier flat track roller derby league in Chicago since its inception. In 2008, they went all the way to the finals of the WFTDA (Women's Flat Track Derby Association) national tournament. In November, 2010, they host the WFTDA national tournament in Chicago at the UIC Stadium.

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