Mexican Juice Blend

Taking your date out to chipotle or Taco Bell, then having anal later that night till her ass explodes with steamy hot diarrhea

Yea, we did a Mexican juice blend last night

The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

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Mexican Pinata Stuffer

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.

Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.

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mexican diving board

When a person does a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

Caitlin did a mexican diving board off Mr Lock's dick!

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Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex

Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool

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Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.

Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce

Mexican door bell

honking your horn to get someone to come out of thier house.

know that lazy person who pulls up to the house across the street and honks thier horn at 7am on a saturday to let someone know they're there. ala the mexican door bell.

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