Random
Source Code

Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

by NZ Jack November 8, 2013

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sloppy wet kiss

Two tongues colliding in a passionate kiss, it actually feels like heaven meets earth

Heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss

by Zoya lee March 19, 2018

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Trouser Friendly Kiss

another way of saying fellatio, blowjob, give head etc

Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!

by caramelboy June 30, 2008

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


MACHINE GUN KISS

A karaoke song featured in Yakuza 4, 5, and Like a Dragon.

chi-oku, ni-oku, hyaku-oku no kisu wo abisete yaru babe kono ude daite omae wo nido to hanashi wa shinai
MACHINE GUN KISS de JUST FALL IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Lol hi.. September 1, 2021


kiss my app

An increasingly common exclamation because everybody everywhere is being asked to download some business’s stupid and unnecessary app.

Hey there little buddy, why don’t you kiss my app?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2023


Kiss your friend

You have to kiss your friend and tell them why you love them later

Kiss your friend and tell them why later.

by David myonaa October 17, 2019


just kiss the tip

aka jktt; when a person kisses the tip of a penis, normally a girl

when a girl doesn't want to give you a blow-job but you convince her to just kiss the tip of your penis. Knowing once she does she'll want to finish the job since no girl just kisses the tip.

by that booty man October 24, 2011

59πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž