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Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.
"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"
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A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.
"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"
When a man ejaculates on a women's pubic hair
"Man, last night I frosty saladed this chick"
The act or placing ones rectum on another’s mouth and spinning while keeping the rectum on the mouth to receive pleasure
“Did you hear Tracy gave Jack a salad spinner the other night? It even came with corn!”
The salad gang is a group of streamers/influencers. In this group is Karl Jacobs, Tina kitten, Corpse husband, BrookeAB, Emma Langevin, 5up, and Sykunno.
I love The Salad Gang so much!