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Turd stain

A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.

This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"

by Deptford wive June 27, 2023


turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 08, 2017


Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).

Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.

by UnicornDeathTrap August 05, 2015


back turd

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

by Frodo1997 July 03, 2014


Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big olturd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 16, 2024


last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. June 08, 2012


barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd

Look out for that barf turd!

by Baumgeeb March 24, 2018