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When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.
"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"
A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs
If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH
The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass
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Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.
Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..
“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”