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Probably the best jjba drp/rp account and they post nice fan art, cosplays and hentai.
Man that Cherry Turtle post was good as hell
Tell a Turtle just means that you’re telling a friend or someone something.
Craig told Miranda that she had fancy pink shoes and Miranda yelled “Tell a Turtle!”
A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes
To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a turtle shell on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'TURTLED! TURTLED!' at the victim while simulating a turtle shell on your own back.
*sneaks up behind and flips hood*
Leah: HAH TURTLED
Talon: what does that mean?
Leah: Turtling is when I flipped your hood and gave you a turtle shell!
(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.
Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!
When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass
Hey man brb I think I'm turtling