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A crap that starts to win the fight.
Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out
The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo
"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"
The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food
After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...
Any place filled with old, slow moving people.
Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!
To crap in a sink and fill it with water
Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds
To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a turtle shell on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'TURTLED! TURTLED!' at the victim while simulating a turtle shell on your own back.
*sneaks up behind and flips hood*
Leah: HAH TURTLED
Talon: what does that mean?
Leah: Turtling is when I flipped your hood and gave you a turtle shell!