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kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that
Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi
A sick emocore/metalcore band from Oklahoma City, they want to make the warped tour someday.
The vocalist puts others to shame with his scream
The guitarist knows exactly when to palm mute
The drummer is just epic
Overall just an epic band!
Guy 1: Omg did you see the new Sleeping With Sirens album?
Guy 2: Nah I wasn't listening to any poser shite, I was listening to unseen by It Kills you
Guy 1: Who asked? Kellin is soo cute!!!
Guy 1 was found dead later that day...
Killing money means using lots of money on Unuseful stuff and non-needed items this stuff could be like over expensive stuff don’t be
a Money killer.
I don’t have enough money to start Killing money
Putting your mouth on the orange juice container intended for the whole household and drinking until there is barely any left then putting it back.
I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.
something people say when they have to do something school related
teacher: we have a pop quiz and later i’m assigning you homework.
person: i’m killing myself