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An explosive rocket powered fart after eating curry
I just curry farted I'm gonna tear your nostrils. But I'm matty D I love curry farts
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1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.
"Is that guy cool?"
"No way, he's a total fart handler!"
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Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.
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a silent fart that smells so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. Symptons from smelling it include watering of eyes, nausea, anger and occasional vomiting.
Dude, thats almost as bad as a Vestal Fart.
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When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...
The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.
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to drink a cup of tea, once finished fart in the cup. politely ask your girlfriend if they would like to have a drink( they are totally unaware of what you have just brewed for them!)
(gaz farts in2 finished cup of tea, emily is not aware)
"hey babe u want some tea?"
"yeh sure my little love muffin"
emily then drinks the brew and smells the fart
"oh my god did you just mug fart me?"
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Fart brewing is when someone takes pleasure in smelling their own farts. Fart brewing is similar to wine tasting. A person will smell the fart and then taste the fart in the back of their throat. A fart brewer will fart into jars and leave the jar to age over a period of time. Once a jar has aged for a certain amount of time it is then opened and inhaled.
Fart brewing has given birth to the saying of "Everyone likes a whiff of their own brand"
If a fart brewer does not have a jar on hand they will result in using a cup method to inhale the fart. This method is fast and efficient.
" I like my farts like I like my wine, aged and sweet."
"See that guy over there, he's a fart brewer and he likes to smell and jar his own farts."
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