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N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.
Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!
“American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”
when you don't know the word cowboy
in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates
John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.
American john smith is amazing.
Where you put your dick in a freshly-baked Apple pie like what Jim levenstein did in the 1999 film American Pie.
Matt: "Did you hear what happened to Steve?"
Rob: "No."
Matt: "He did the American Pie Challenge and got hospitalized because of the third-degree burns on his dick."
Rob: "Damn."
You have to masturbate with super glue as lube and try to ejaculate as quick as possible before the glue dries
Man I was trying to do the American pie challenge and now I have a dick in my hand permanently
It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.
My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.