Hung like a donut

When a female possesses that A1 pussy. This phrase is similar to when a male is said to be ''hung like a donkey''.

First used by Morgana Robinson playing Natalie Cassidy on the British TV-show '8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown' in 2018.

Girl 1: ''Girl, I'm so sad. He'll never come back!''
Girl 2: ''Don't worry about that. You're hung like a donut, he'll be back in no time!''

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Sweat like a Kilbz

When one Sweats like a Kilbz they trys SO hard in something wherre everyone else is messing around that they actualy break a sweat. When one is sweating hard like a Kilbz they tend not to talk as they are trying so hard. Meanwhile everyone is relaxing and messing around, maybe eating or watching some porn. Sweat like a kilbz

Everyone is relaxing and messing about in a CoD 4 FFA on killhouse. Kilbz comes 1st with 30 kills 2 deaths... the person in second has 10 kills. As you can see the one who is sweating like a kilbz has cleared the person in second by 20 kills!! sweat like a kilbz

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I like turtles

when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening

Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring

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Parking like a Pakistani

When a person parks his car in a residential driveway while partially or completely blocking a pedestrian's access to a sidewalk

James totally parked his car like a pakistani.

There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?

I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.

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Hung like a man

To have an average sized penis. from 5-9 inches, followed by hung like a horse, preceded by insults

"I thought he'd be tiny, but he was hung like a man!; Its nothing special, but its more fun than before"

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High like an Indian

When you are smoking weed outside, preferably under a tree, and you are at one with nature, and you realize you are there you exclaim, I am "High like an Indian."

AK and Alex were smoking WEED under the tree and alex looked up at the tree. HE was so high that he thought he was sitting under a peice of broccoli. He then came to the conclusion that the Indians believed there spirits were in trees, and he felt at one with nature, and said to AK, "I am HIGH like an Indian."

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Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

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