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a game played between a guy and a girl, which is pretty good foreplay. the girl tries to get the guy up by touching him anywhere but his 'funparts,' and the guy tries to keep it down as long as he can.
its more like a race against time or a demonstration of ur ladyfriend knowing what u like.
"dude, i was playing the boner game with emma and becky, and emma TOTALLY CHEATED" "no way broski what happened?" "i was totally winning, then emma just reaches down and grabs my cock! she tried to even deny it when i brought it up later!" "that BITCH!" " i know right" "seriously."
"hey kate, this movie sucks, wanna play the boner game?" "sure! your mom just told me some of ur secret fetishes so im guarenteed to win!"
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A fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops 'hard wood' or as he might say 'a stiff calzone'. Also one to ramble off such random Italian expressions as "HEY I WAS AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY HAD NO MILK!" AND "FORGET ABOUT IT! AND THEN I WENT HOME". He claims to have proven himself sexually through lasting a solid not one, but TWO hours of 'frombooli fun'. However, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this 'matzebella madness' and claims he 'releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready'.
While our Coach T-Boner monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.
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The act of someone doing a poo, or the poo is slightly poking out the bumhole.
It is called a Ass Boner as the poo poking out your bum is like your penis getting errect.
"Man i`ve got the biggest Ass Boner!"
"Go use the bathroom then."
"Ahk, ill be back."
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Getting sexually excited from viewing beautiful cars
Gustavo caught a car boner from that Mercedes-Benz
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Phrase: To get overly excited by annihilating one's opponent in a video game, such as Halo 3.
Man, I got a pwner boner by sniping that nube in my last Halo match.
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Extremely horny for Cocaine at any mention of use of the drug
Marty had a raging "Coke boner" when he heard there was coke to be done
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Somebody who does sneaky things with his "tool" during the night. While people are sleeping.
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