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The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran
Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in
When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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me: Dude where are you?
them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!
Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.
“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”
“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
Lubricated handheld device used by soldiers in the bombing of Yosemite
“Your a fucking utility bomb”
When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.
"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."
Receiving the top notch of all top known to man .
"Yo I took my girl to the movies last night and she gave me some bomb slop in the theater, we got kicked out."
The act of placing some tobacco into a bowl of marijuana without the smokers previous knowledge
Billy: Hey mans how'd you like that spice bomb?
Domi: Wasn't expecting it at all but I loved it
Macdonald Highlanders