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a group of people to busy looking for faults to see the trulnoble people around them because these people's idealism would mean there little world ain't perfect
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Something white people say when they are suprised by something
Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit
When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"
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Used to express dismay or disbelief.
Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.
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Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)
What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy
You: Don't talk about something you can't get.
Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)
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A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave
*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"
to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance
Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
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