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when a women has to shit and a guy sucks it out then spits it on her.
suck my dick or i wont give you any more dirty water dragons
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Whenever you get so fucked up you throw up on your dick while your taking a shit.
person 1: Dude you were so fucked up last night...
person 2: I know, I had a double headed dragon...
person 1: Omg are you okay?? Do you need some water?
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Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.
I know i know...So what is it?
Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.
No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"
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Is a song about a dragon that stoners love to listen to.They sometimes sing along.
Those potheads always are singing puff the magic dragon.
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To chase the dragon. or puff on some grass
Bushama puffed on the dragon so hard the oval room started to spin!
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The act of a man splooging into his lady's butt hole after anal sex, followed by the girl taking a poop into a frying pan which includes the mans semen. Then, they cook the feces and splooge with a bit of water to make it into liquid form! After is begins to boil, the man pours the solution Back into the women's vagina and sticks his penis inside continuing to have sex!
Ohh I loved the red hot dragon we did last night!
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taking a hit from a cigarette and a marijuana smoking device, simultaneously
double dragon
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