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A guy who isn't very cool, he tells a shit ton of lies and is a fucking fraud, he is also extremely stupid
Him: "Hey have you seen the new kid Ethan?"
Him 2: "Ew"
Someone who is probably retarded and makes jokes that are not funny
Ethan: what do you call a person who eats children?
Me: what?
Ethan: a person who eats children!
tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs
sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan
Ethans are most of the time bitches and pains in the ass, if you know an Ethan be prepared to be betrayed because they will find a way to at some point
Girl 1: Ethan just asked me out again for the fifth time this semester! Girl 2: yep he is going to be forever alone
The guy Ethan who everyone likes he also has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel’s super athletic and dose not like the gays
Ethan: I have a bigger peen than you
Everyone: facts
Someone who is somewhat chill but keeps to himself. He is an avid Car person, and could probably tell you everything about them. But, his looks can be deceiving. He barely ever texts back and avoids girls. Although there is one girl ...but that's another story. And his friend is very flirtatious and nice. So, all in all, Ethan is somewhat of a nice person if you ever get to meet him or talk to him.
Ethan is a Car guy.