fire pisser

A fire hydrant

The fire pisser helped put out the fire.

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fire biscuit

in short, a cigarette

person 1: 'i really need a cigarette'
person 2: 'yeah, i could do with munching on a fire biscuit'

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Ring of Fire

Anal sex eight hours after you've fed your gal a good hot Indian curry - vindaloo works best!

"I fell into a burning ring of fire,

it went down down down and the flames went higher,

and it burned burned...

that ring of fire!"

~Johnny Cash

Ring of Fire works incredibly well if she was loaded on beer at the time... just feel the burn!

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Ring of fire

'Propping' two match sticks between a womans arse cheaks while dry humping her raw anus.

'Shiiit maan i popped a blood vessel on my bell fuckin this bird in the Burning Ring of Fire'

Rehipnol + Random Bird = Wide Brown Eye

'Fuck me this new girlfriend of mine loves a Spicy Shyxta

Usually performed with the ghekko

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Fire Juice

Alcohol that is so strong it burns on the way down. Whiskey is mostly referred to as fire water by many

Christie: "Ouch it burnssssss!!!!"
Jake: Shut up bitch, it's thatfire Juice, suck it up."

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Amazonian Brush Fire

When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.

I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.

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chicago ass fire

while banging a girl from behind, you take a bottle of hot sauce and poke the tip into her asshole, quickly grab ahold of her hips and let her do all the work as she feels the burning inside of her ass.

so i gave that girl a chicago ass fire last month, and she still wont talk to me.

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