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When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
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When you walk into a dangerous ass garage and misty sends you on a 10k pack n load with 2 cats and 4 crates n 1 truck and John Helms says we Finna get out from down here 2 hours into the job, like cuh shit your old ass up we is not Finna get out from down here especially cuz you moving and slow motion and it’s so much fucking work left to be done cmon cuh
WelllLLLLL Jett, look here, let’s gone head wrap that couch up then we gone getting out from down here. (Job has just started)
When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."
Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.
Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."
bisexual slut who thinks she is better than everyone and it pisses me off bc she’s obsessed with this one chic like siggy can go fuck off and die
person 1: omg what is that shit on the mountains?!
person 2: probably signa from smd
A general reference to any individual within any setting who has earned a reputation for belligerence in public places for no apparent reason.
The remark generally implies a weariness of the situation and identifies that the person making the remark would like to immediately remove his or her self from the circumstance.
The remark does not absolutely pronounce that one has had personal experience with such individual but rather is a subtle way of identifying one's own general weariness about any potential interaction with such 'type'.
The primary difference between a Karen and "That guy from Target" is that a Karen generally has been provoked in some fashion which no one else is can understand and somehow said Karen has determined that 'standing their ground' is demonstratably a sign or act of bravery. This is often perceived by onlookers as some sort of self-empowered policing, whereas "That guy from Target" is more like an unhinged animal, a dog that might become afraid and attack with viscious intent.
"That's that guy from Target - back up slowly and don't make any sudden moves."
"That's the guy from Target and it appears that he is out of pamphlets..."
That guy from Target
Complaining about something.
Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."