Happy Bad Luck Day

A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.

It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!

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Delaware Happy Harry

When you rip off a girl's ass hair and use your cum to stick it to Happy Harry's chin to make a soul patch.

Jeff gave Bonquisha the good ole' Delaware Happy Harry last night and now the Happy Harry's in Trolley Square is super cool.

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yo slap happy pappy

the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:

bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy

erm...see above

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I can die happy now

“I can die happy” is a response to “the moon is beautiful, Isn’t it?” ( the moon is beautiful, isn’t means is apparently a Japanese Quote of saying I love you)

B - The moon is beautiful isn’t it?
G - I can die happy now

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three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

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west virginia happy meal

When one male lover squats down to shat in the open anus of another male lover. This is sometimes done as a sign of affection in Haitian gay district or southern US.

We was huntin' and I squat down to take a shit and that sombitch snuck over and gave me a West Virginia happy meal. Fuckin' thing didn't even have a toy in it.

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Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

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