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Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.
Last night I had a French wank before sleep.
Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"
Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex
I French braided this girl last night
When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.
“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”
When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion
ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing
When do female best friends lay in a scissor formation naked and both simultaneously queef at the same time.
Hey, me and my bestie westie just hit up a wonderful French - Frollikc
In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).