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The girl who stays sober and keeps all of her friends together at the bar or a party. Usually the one who will step in and cock block you the second you start getting somewhere.
A girls night out shepard is like a Marine...she won’t leave anyone behind.
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A phrase used to point out a major twist in a film, conversation, or story.
The phrase originates from Shymalan's notorious reliance on twist endings. It usually holds a scornful connotation, due to the lackluster quality of many of Shymalan's recent films.
It is most commonly seen on boards such as Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan.
Person A: "...and then it turned out that he was actually a transsexual midget standing on another midget's shoulders."
Person B: "..."
Person C: "Directed by M. Night Shymalan."
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When you’re playing online with randoms all night, and you part ways at 5am to never see or speak to them again.
Me: “Damn bro, I had a badass gamer one night stand last night!”
Friend: “What was his name?”
Me: “Who cares? He sure could handle a BR tho.”
A 'one night stand' is defined as "Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again." A 'passionate one night stand' is just that, but with more passion and the act that you 2 are the couple that you 2 aren't. *not really 4 horny ppl*
"jenna told me about the passionate one night stand she had with mark last night; he had made her dinner held her in his arms afterwards."
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This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
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A girl you don't introduce to your parents or your friends. She serves her purpose, sexually, maintenance fee's are real low. But she does not get top date night billing like Friday or Saturday night. She may move up higher in the rotation if she can cook bonus if she does your laundry
My Monday night girl is coming over to make me a meatloaf and blow me watching football. Hope I beat the point spread on the shop football pool
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When it's so hot that when consummating the marriage on the wedding night, the couple simply mutually masturbates because it's too hot to touch another body
It was so hot they could only hope for a Queensland wedding night
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