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A Canoe Lesbian is one of only two types of lesbians. This lesbian will go out of nowhere and cut a tree down and make a canoe out of it. This canoe will sit in a room for over a month and collect dust, waiting for its lesbian to ride it hard one day!
Fred turns to his friend and asks, "Yo, bro, I didn't know Lola was lesbian."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
A woman who insatiably craves dick, but thinks men are the bane of existence... takes every cent she can from the government and is happy to adopt and foster every kid she can get her hands on because it will increase her monthly income
Tammy has four kids, but has eight more living in her house... getting about $200 per kid, what a welfare lesbian
A goth girl who is an occasional lesbian
Do you remember those black lipstick lesbians from high school who thought they were witches?
"when I think of a lesbian ass bitch, I think of lola"
A manic pixie dream lesbian is the lesbian counterpart to a manic pixie dream girl - generally outgoing, social and the leading romantic interest, leading another girl to a happier view of life.
A: She is a manic pixie dream lesbian.
B: Are you having a stroke?
Levee is the proper term for a grouping of lesbians. As in a "herd of cattle" or a "gaggle of geese".
A synonym for levee is dike/dyke, hence the connection.
We thought we were gonna roll over that other team in our beer league softball game, but they were fully stacked with a levee of lesbians who played D1 college ball.