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the girl that wears the short basketball shorts, possibly from the men’s section, always has her hair in a bun and a old ass car (most likely a subaru) always has a double double straight from tim’s and think she’s the hottest shit with all her flannels.
Hey! you remember that lesbian Canadian we saw at tim’s yesterday?
Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians
Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .
A guy who says he is a girl to get a lesbian to sleep with him.
"I cried during the notebook, I'm like super emotional. Heck, I am practically a girl."
"Pshh, youre just a boy lesbian.'"
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A Lesbian Haymaker is when one girl winds up and punches another girl in the cooter, snatch, snizzy.
Last night this girl gave me a lesbian Haymaker and now I can't walk.
When your close girl-friends get together, and you appreciate each other so much (attractive level and intellectually and wholesomely), to the point that it makes you feel kinda gay.
It could also entail some sort of boob touching, feeling each other up (with consent and if the other person also does so but not at a very full on lesbian level - no sex including)
"is this casual lesbianism, cause I feel kinda gay for you right now"
"are you in for some casual-lesbianism right now?"
It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass
Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.
lesbians who look like straight girls
lesbians who wear Lulu Lemon
Jamie: *Points to two woman wearing lulu lemon* “Woah, haha, straight people.”
*The two woman begin to kiss.*
“Woah! Those aren’t straight woman, they’re lulu lesbians.”