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What you say to someone when you want to get fucked in the ass with a strap on.
Bernda: Hey Jury, scooze me.
Jury: Bernda, I didn't know you were ready
Bernda: I was born ready! I'm a rebel child!
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"I've often wondered how long it's gonna take me
in this world until the good lord shake me."
Good Times - Delinquent Habits
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"Joking Me" is a way to ask your kid if they are lying and getting them to admit they are lying to you.
Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you
"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..
If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.
I can get my kid to admit they are lying just by saying r u JOKING ME...and it makes life just a little easier cause they think they are funny but they think I am funnier just cause I keep saying r u "JOKING ME"
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A choose me girl is the type of bitch who's going to say stuff like "KAM" and "MEN ARE SHIT" when nobody gives a fuck. The choose me girl would look for validation from other females while bringing innocent males down.
"KILL ALL MEN! FUCK THEM!"
"Shut the fuck up you Choose Me. That's why your boyfriend broke up with you."
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When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.
Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).
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No, motherfucker... I wrote the goddamn words that they say...
Hym “No no no motherfucker. I’m not being hyperbolic. When I say a character is literally me... I mean, I literally wrote the shit that they character says and/or am the impetus behind the character’s creation. Like... When Arthur Fleck says ‘What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that does nothing but abuse him? You get what you deserve!’ I say that it is me because I WROTE THAT. I wrote it in direct response to a statement made by a radio host about school shooters and ‘why they don’t just kill themselves’ and I wrote if HERE! Before the movie came out. No one had ever spoke that combination of words before me. The reason Homelander asks that PR rep a question and says ‘NOT RHETORICAL’ or when speaking about Black Noir says ‘He was worth more than all of you’ is because I WROTE THAT.
And the REASON he says the shit I wrote is because I said that I would be ‘Narcissistic Superman.’ The reason this other character watch to move to a certain city to start a new life is because I LIVE IN THAT CITY (Almost) and EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM. The REASON Gaku Yoneda speaks about humanities ‘Noble march towards entropy’ is because I WROTE THAT MONOLOGUE. He included me because I wrote a breakdown of his previous work and he must have liked it. About Kira’s downfall not being the result of his hubris but expecting his level of competence from an underling and the cultural significance of washing your enemies feet in Japan. He must have seen it. He must have liked it. The reason Goblin Slayer says ‘Souka’ in response to everything and is the way he is, is because I said I was like that and used to say ‘I see’ a lot. There is shit based on this. I relate to the character. YOU are COMPELLED by the character. You are compelled because I am compelling. My rhetoric is used by a multitude of people in a multitude of domains. I’m the guy who writes the shit your favorite psychologist says sometimes. Like.... some of them characters you like are LITERALLY ME. You guys are blowing me with that shit! Damn....”
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When you want someone to call you back on your cell/mobile phone. Because you cell/mobile phone lights up (flashes).
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