To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows
I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin
A very smart person! Named muffin!
Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!
I agree! I wanna be like her!
Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!
Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife
Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!
Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs
Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.
A vagina with a female condom on
I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!
A fat girl with typhus on her rolls
I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin
The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").
I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.