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Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

by Hizzydoe May 3, 2018


da muffin

A very smart person! Named muffin!

Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!

by たまご the squck January 12, 2021


push muffin

Male Foupa

Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife

Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!

Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.

by OGE74 August 17, 2024


muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 30, 2017


rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017


rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017


Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024