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Dead mans tale: and exotic 130 rpm scout rifle that has infinite range no bullet drop off and is pay to win :)
you can become an unmanned drone flying in the sky
Dead mans tale: no
pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.
two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-
Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.
Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"
Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged
This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!
When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.
Hey what happened to gramps?
He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.
Does that mean I get to keep his life savings
Inspirational Dead-drops
The act of leaving charms with an inspirational message along with it for a random bypasser to stumble across.
-The art of writing, or using the art using Graffiti in order to leave behind inspirational, impactive messages or quotes that captivate the attention of a bypasser to evoke a deep thought; a thought in which makes one reflect deeply of themselves or others.
Like they say: Inspiration is like bathing, it's effective but only for a short amount of time; which is why we recommend it daily.
Inspirational Dead-drops-
I once had a collection of four leaf clovers, and began leaving them in different spots for people to find. I left one in a dictionary at my school with a note that says "They say luck comes to those who appreciate what they already have; This talisman is not a sign of good luck to come. Rather, a talisman that will help you overcome the bad luck you may encounter"
I took the bus the other day and reflected on something i read written on the back of the seat someone was sitting on- "We start out our lives by thinking we are everything, to knowing we are nothing, to trying to be something... Don't give up<3"
"We waste a lot of time chasing after people we could have caught by just standing still"
When someone has a party but doesn't invite everyone who is part of the regular group. This causes the sesh to be boring as major people aren't there so it's awkward and uneventful.
Why is Lizzie having a dead man sesh? I heard she's only inviting 10 people what a joke
You didn't miss anything at the party it was a dead man sesh