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1)noun-A businessman that earns profit by supplying the demand for sexual favors by providing paying clients(tricks)a supply of women(hoes)to indulge themselves with. Also, protects and provides for the needs of a hoe whereby she can earn her pay. 2)noun-A term of endearment and comradery used amongst young males. 3)noun-A complimentary term used to identify a man who dates or has sex with several different women whether they know or not.(see NOTE) 4)verb-To walk with a bounce in one's step as to denote coolness. 5)verb-To work or struggle persistantly with something untill success is achieved. The addition of any suffix -ing, -ish, etc. will generally mean something that is hip, cool, in style, or looks good. NOTE: the word is often confused with the term player(see def. 3). Many non game oriented people and haters often get the two confused. A player IS NOT a pimp anymore than a paralegal is an attorney or a nurse is a doctor. Also, the true term pimp incorperates a very broad spectrum. Because as all halfway competent adults should know sex is sold in many forms and places, not just on street corners in the hood. So whether you're some jilted, feminist bitch or some conservative, self righteous, republican asshole or just a hater in general DON'T KNOCK PIMPIN. It's just another capitalistic endevour and a way to achieve financial independence and after all isn't that what America is all about.
1. My uncle used to be a pimp and kept hoes on the track, but he ain't got shit on Hugh Hefner.
2. "What's crackin, pimp."
3. My cousin got 4 numbers at the club last night, that nigga is a pimp.
4. I seen your boy pimpin down the street.
5. I had to pimp the shit out of my oil filter before I could get it on.
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What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.
"We have three dead hookers in our bathtub!"
"How do we make it go away?"
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Phrase you say after you say something offensive and the other person gets angry.
Person 1: This pie tastes like hell.
Person 2: Well, I'll just buy pies from the store from now on!
Person 1: I was just making a comment, Marguerite.
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Something gay fuckers say to make the person they are saying it to horny. They also can say it in a sexy voice.
*says in a sexy voice* Boy-"Do i make you horny baby"
Girl- *cums in her pants*
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Make out table,noun,the table at kjhs in front iof the PI wing where alice was giving out gum and she said that if ma and jeff kissed than we would get gum and jeff wouldnt let me actually kiss him so i bnacked off and he kissed my cheek
a wooden picnic table at a school where goth boys kiss
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Something that has me on my knees in an instant.
Idk why but this one guy won't stop saying it me and its kinda hot...
What the fuck am i supposed to say back?? "Fuck you" or some bland shit like that?
This gif is my exact response to anyone tells me to go make them a sandwich.
"Shut up and make me a sandwich, cunt."
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june 17 is make dunkins mad/pressed day, some of them are nice, but some of them are rude, toxic etc. this day we will be plottwisting their idol (charli d’amelio) or any thing else you want. they think their idol is perfect and hasnt made any mistakes. lets do this ! 🤣
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