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A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.
Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.
The ultimate form of a duster.
Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.
When a girl sitting on the toilet and is peeing and her partner is pissing in between her legs at the same time while making passionate eye contact.
I wanted to give her a surprise so I gave her a wet knee Houston.
A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.
"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*
A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.
Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!
Charm women with a funny snowflake pickup line or a comeback for situations when you are burned.
Max: You remind me of a snowflake. You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.
Ashley: Wow nice pickup line, you want to boom chiggy chiggy?
In general, someone who is wet like a snowflake.