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Beautiful and Stoned ladies that prefer to inhale the good stuff an exhale the bad stuff.
You know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!
When you are at the beach smoking a joint and you drop it in the sand but you pick it up and smoke it anyways.
ayyy it’s ok bro your just smoking the sea
Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.
“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”
“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”
When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!
That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!
Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.
when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her
"You need to smoke weed"
"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"
Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.
Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off