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Snow's a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit.
Like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonese and turned the landscape into his own personal asshole sandwich.
When i look around all I can see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build.
~Dave Strider
Jade: Isnt snow great?
Dave: Snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit...
very cool very smart very pwetty very cutie ilysm 😉😗
“hey have you seen snow today?”
“HECK YEAH BABY SNOW IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER 😉😗
The gentlest possible way to drop megatons of ice onto a large city from ~30,000 feet in the air. (Still results in multiple fatalities annually.)
"Oh my God, it's snowing so bad! I am not driving in this."
"Shit... Snow."
Snow is cold. It will freeze you and your heart. I was fire and you were snow, but together we made a Snow Lion. I miss you. I am sorry.
Never hurt snow. He is perfect.