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Rock Star Car Wash

After fucking a chick you don't take a shower. Then you go out and fuck another chick with the first woman's juices getting washed off your cock by her pussy.

Dude! I fucked Jenny this morning, left for work without showing and I just banged that slut Monica she gave my dick a rock star car wash.

by Deeznutsbecleannow October 13, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


LOL nice!!! 5 stars

A great way to rate any thing eg. Videos, pictures, music

John : "Hey check this video out!"

Peter : "lol nice!!! 5 stars"

by KingOfTheHill591 August 15, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


porn stars pop shot

An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.

Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

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Dope Boy All Star

1. Any person who distributes illicit substances. The term is most often used to describe a young male that excels at selling to a specific geographic area or neighbourhood, and most likely moves hard drugs (ex. cocaine, crack), as well as the standard marijuana and prescription pills. A 'Dope Boy All Star' IS the hood entrepreneur.
2. A person in the dope game who rises above the rest to become a player amongst players.

"You're movin' bricks like a Dope Boy All Star."

"It's true, I'm a Dope Boy Allstar. I don't have a habit yet, so I'm doing good so far."

by Curtis Jenkins December 24, 2009

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Tongue Punch The Dirt Star

The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.

Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?

by Jdizub August 9, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.

One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".

by Low Class Loser July 11, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Five-Star energy drink

The act of combining a five hour energy with a rockstar. As many of you know five hour energy works, but tastes awful, so we came up with a chaser, a rock star. nicknamed the five star we recommend it for all your all nighters.

Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.

Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.

Guy 1: This is true...

by Teets 22 December 15, 2010

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