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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS

New music sucks

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020


Suck my Badminton.

A phrase to say in your Gym Class When your Playing Badminton, And horribly failing. And then say that you have won. (This shall piss the opposing team to be very pissed off at you.

Ugly stupid girl: Thats not how you play bitch, Now we got a free point.

Awesomely person: "Suck my Badminton." Bitchh! We fucking won GTFO.

by Nigga Bitch February 23, 2013


Suck your marj

Is an insult to express the annoyance/hatred you have put onto the person therefore they tell you to respectfully (or disrespectfully) suck your mother.

“Your so annoying, go suck your marj

by Yourmommystinkslikechicken January 22, 2022


sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021


pic sucking privilege

Related to PiC oral but only one way, not a blow job because a true PiC knows that it’s not a job and there is no blowing! It’s not really a privilege but rather an expression of PiC love ❤️. Can go both ways with true privilege of gently sucking the other nipples.

It was a privilege to suck my Partner in Crimes nipples… while she gave pic sucking privilege.

by Piclover69 July 23, 2021


suck my tongue

What you tell young boys when you’re kissing them on the lips but but it’s just a cultural difference, nothing to see here.

Come here little boy and suck my tongue while kissing me, there’s nothing wrong it’s just a cultural difference

by Duck eggs April 19, 2023


suck the hell off

It's a way of saying piss off but it also mean you can suck my penis while burning in hell.

Tommy: You can suck the hell off
Jimmy: Ok

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017