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Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about
Where the hell is Portland Texas
When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.
He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.
A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.
When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.
He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.
The color of Jared Padalecki's eyes
Not quite green or blue or gold, Jared's eyes are texas sunset
When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.
I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.