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Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.
Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.
A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.
Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.
While engaged in Doggy-style intercourse, A man moving his penis from the vagina to rectum quickly without notifying his partner, Typically used when said partner is not fond of anal sex.
Sheila doesn't like anal sex, but I managed to get a few strokes in using the Texas Trespass last night.
The act of a male or female performing fellatio while driving on a male after consuming some spicy Tex-mex thus resulting in a burning sensation.
On the ride home from a dinner at the local mexican joint. Karen gave mark a little Texas roadhead, only to feel a blistering sensation.
In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats
my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer
you uppercut into your girls coochie and flick the cervix with the middle finger, guarantee you bro this the shit right here.
“ay bro last night hit my girl with a texas pocket flick, had her on the ground screaming for more”