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a sex position when a man holds a woman up-side-down with her legs spread open completely while he does her hardcore up the ass
Last night I engaged in canadian rough house sex with my girlfriend.
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my shit house is killin me like a bitch after drinkin all that cum
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When a group of people, 3 or more, get together and cover a room in plastic wrap. They then procede to shit all over the room and wrestle.
Shit, I could go for a Tibetan Hot House this weekend. Fuck, maybe.
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A small town in Alberta Near Red Deer that is commonly prided on its "oil and agriculture". Beyond this is has a population of grade nines with the single lowest IQ ever. Rocky can be known for it's toothless bar folk at the bottom of its "main street" or for how amazingly greasey everyone who works at McDonald's is. Often the people from Rocky when asked where they are from will not respond and will try to change the subject with the lightning fast reflexes of a sloth.
"Hey where are you from?"- Rando
"The sky is blue wanna ride bicycles?"- Rocky Mountain House Folk
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I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.
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A place where some people are happy and others are not. Also, Brian and Eric grew up there
-Hey, I hear there's a wicked party in oregon house tonight.
-Yeah, let's not go. Didn't Brian and Eric grow up there?
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The place where I bang your mom.
Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”
Me: “Your moms house!”
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