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A kick ass school where cool (smart)people go.
-Yo, you go to WUSTL?
-Yeah
-Damn! You smart ass.
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A picturesque, sprawling campus located in the heart of beautiful Dallas, Texas. While some novices to grammar and/or correct punctuation may sling in comments from the sidelines - i.e. the people who've never been to or live near SMU - in regards to SMU stereotypes, such as everyone is rich, drives a BMW, and comes from Highland Park, the reality of the school is far from this fabricated fiction. SMU offers over 70 majors to students, and its student-body consists of students from all 50 states and over 200 countries. As a full-scholarship student, I'll refer you to SMU's top ten business school in the world; its #2 dance department in the country; its CCPA department, which has won three consecutive national championships for debate and research, as well as the 2005 award-winning legal debate team; its advertising institute, which has won two consecutive national advertising campaigns, including one for the State of Florida; its journalism department, which consists of numerous former Pulitzer-prize winning journalists, such as Craig Flournoy, who also is a contributing writer for the Columbia School of Journalism Review; and its graduate schools - a top tier law school, a top-five MBA program, housed by a new $18.3 million, state-of-the-art building, and many other graduate programs.
Please disregard the stereotypes - which almost always come from individuals who have been rejected by SMU.
To Note - SMU will most likely be the location of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Do you think that the president would choose SMU if it were substandard? Think about it.
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It is the only university on the country where having a better computer is more important than a girlfriend.
Don't show up at the library without an up to date lapop and ipod.
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the institution of higher education, straddling the towns of Champaign and Urbana, IL, that is secretly controlled by the Coca-Cola conglomerate.
The soda machines at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign are only filled with Coke products.
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Super gay town near Seattle Washington where creepy, pasty, gay white kids live. Often times the population of University Place will congregate at a certain "Philip Gardner's" home to take part in communal anal sex orgies. At such gatherings one can often overhear political conversations and occasional moans of "Mattia you're so big and Italian." Residents of University Place are also known to sleep under putrid green comforters that resemble oven mitts. One should never visit University place if you don't like anal sex, crystal light, little Italian men, and homosexual ogres. In the instance that you do have to pass through University Place, arm yourself with a bag of rubber bands for these are the only weakness of the citizens of this town of ass pirates and cum guzzlers.
"Phil Gardner lives in University Place, WA I wouldn't head there unless you want to have your anal virginity taken or your pink crystal light consumed"
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Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.
The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System
Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
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A mid-sized but little known university in Little Rock, Arkansas (the state's capital city). In contrast to the traditional college experience, University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR) has a large percentage of working adult students and numerous professors are familiar with the job market outside of academia. The university is the only metropolitan-based college within Arkansas (almost an oxymoron.. :D!!). Advantages of attending include a helpful staff, small class size, highly available internships, and great job placement following graduation. Disadvantages to attending include no Trojan (the mascot) football team for the university (still), strict smoking policies, no co-ed dorms, and less partying than a young person would expect in a college experience. Overall, a great school in a practical sense, but even with all it's student life does not offer the entertainment value of related schools.
John: Hey, where are you going to college?
George: University of Arkansas at Little Rock.
John: Why aren't you going to University of Arkansas at Fayetteville?
George: Well, Little Rock's finances don't depend on the Walton family to help bolster the hill-ridden diploma mill and second-rate athletics, staff are familiar with the responsibilities of their job, there are more (and larger) scholarships available, and following graduation I can actually have a job related to my degree instead of having a master's degree in computer science and being a salesperson working at Best Buy.
John: Word. Still, PIG SOUEE!!
George: *facepalms*
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