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A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.
You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.
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A "kiddie" flavor ice cream found at UDF gas stations that is usually on sale. Employees often misspell this flavor and forget the "N" in "moon" which makes people think the flavor is called "blue moo cookie dough". Krista Clark loves to drift cars also.
I love when you take me to get blue moo cookie dough ice cream at UDF!
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Can I have the last cookie
Can I have the last cookie ?
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Vote for yes or i will eat your cookies
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Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome
The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings
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Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.
Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!
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