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Turd

Word people use in replacement of shit when they are too scared to swear

One peaceful day at fight club

*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!

by Tyxy7 July 20, 2022


Turd

A sad, lonely child who plays baseball even though he sucks. He looks like a twig and is semigood at Fortnite.

Why is Turd always sitting next to Turdette

by Elligah May 9, 2018


Turd

The word turd can be used as a two things

It basically means poop lol

You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd

Or
I just took a turd

by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020


Turd

Dakota

This bitch Dakota a turd

by Badussy lvr January 2, 2022


Turd

A person who defecates in someone’s bed and blames it on a small dog.

Sometimes referred to as an “Amber Turd”.

“She shat on his bed and went to Coachella like nothing happened. She’s such a turd.”

by TheMuffinMan12 May 30, 2022


Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.

Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me

by ToDoList November 17, 2019


Turd

ben cretsinger :))

you’re a turd

by mialeblanc October 28, 2019