Word people use in replacement of shit when they are too scared to swear
One peaceful day at fight club
*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!
A sad, lonely child who plays baseball even though he sucks. He looks like a twig and is semigood at Fortnite.
Why is Turd always sitting next to Turdette
The word turd can be used as a two things
It basically means poop lol
You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd
Or
I just took a turd
A person who defecates in someone’s bed and blames it on a small dog.
Sometimes referred to as an “Amber Turd”.
“She shat on his bed and went to Coachella like nothing happened. She’s such a turd.”
When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.
Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me