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When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?
-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.
I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.
verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"
When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.
Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle
Someone that takes a long time to get an erection
"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."
Special gang made by aly n loz
Can I please join the turtle gang