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The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.
The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!
Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!
Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!
Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!
Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?
Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.
Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!
(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)
Rules no one fucking cares about
someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those
The person group that have no life and tend to reject your word definition submissions.
These people are the largest virgins known to man, not even 4chan members can compete.
Friend: You should define that word and publish it on Urban Dictionary
Me: Good idea let me do it.
*10 minutes later*
Editors: We have rejected your word.
Me: Oh no the Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors rejected my word :(
It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
1. Sexual stuff
2. Drugs
3. Random people’s friends
Test the holy trio of Urban Dictionary NOW by pressing the RaNdOM BuTtON!
Huh, you searched this, search 1243566
So I can post this I’ll say it: the secret side of the urban dictionary
When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.
When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.
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