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Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin
Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
When a person has thoughts of cheating on their significant other and they masturbate to relieve their lust and return to clear, rational thought; usually realizing that cheating is not worth it.
The only thing you need to stop you from cheating is the Wank of Wisdom, because cheating is not okay.
When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax
Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?
A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie
Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!