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Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?
Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
On the 21st of July is fuck a furry day
guy 1: do you know what day it is?
guy 2: uhh thursday?
guy 1: its fuck a furry day!
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A drink made up of a large lemonade, every kind of flavor syrup possible and lots of liquor. Invented at Shambhala 2015 by the accidental ordering of a jumbo lemonade with every flavor and a fuckton of liquor added to it.
Jumbo Fuck a Butt Funnel
A Funnier Version of Be Fucking Forreal
Person 1: Bro did you see what happened?!
Person 2: BEY FUCKING PHARRELL
the same shit that for fuck sake but with different timing
we should move to docker not the other way around for fucking sake!
A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.
Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…