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The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.
This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
When youe just get totally fucked by the army that your are speechless and are no longer to tolerate anything anymore.
Ex. "I can't even breathe because my moth is so full of fuck."
Mouth full of fuck - speechless,
Inability to breathe,
Completely and utterly fed up
When a wood pecker really goes to town on a tree, generally a rotten one that it can really sink its big hard beak into
That woodpecker is really beak fucking that tree
Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs
Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out
If you read this, you're gay. got ya nigga! you've been gnomed bish! got you again, you should stop reading this unless you are a rapist which you are since you read this... Fuck you bowlink pin headass
I nate higgers fuck you torr sten
If you read this, you're gay. got ya nigga! you've been gnomed bish! got you again, you should stop reading this unless you are a rapist which you are since you read this... Fuck you bowlink pin headass
I nate higgers fuck you torr sten