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A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
mostly used by people in/from the south. it means “are you dumb?”
Jake: I just cussed my mom out.
Derek: “fuck is ya crazy ?”
"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"
Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping
The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping
This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.
the phrase that your dad should yell at you when you're about to be chased by a grizzly bear
Grizzly bear. *growls at you*
Your dad: FUCKING R U N
When a autistic male (usually addicted to trains) finds a mate, female (or male we don't discriminate) with down syndrome and has intercourse resulting in a brain dead vegetable.
Mah girl ant me had a Tism Fuck, thats how we became parents.