on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again
When someone uses FML ( in reference to fmylife.com) way to often and unnecessarily.
Example 1:
Jennifer: I can't fall asleep! FML.
Fred: Wow don't over-fuck it!
Example 2:
Josh: She says FML after EVERYTHING!
Jake: Everyone is over-fucking it these days!!!!
A fucked out piece of meat that has to be constantly and re-consistently re-slut-a-fucked out to be reminded of what not to do with their time.
The re-slut-a-fucked out piece of meat needed to be re-violently beat the fuck out of her/his/it self, in order to remember it's slutfucked out place
*Not an insult to sluts and/or it's.
Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.
You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.
are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?
i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU
Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?
Person 2: ok 5 y/o
A “Fuck wad” is someone who looks up Fuck wad in the dictionary.
Tyler is a fuck wad because he’s a dumb ass little bitch.
Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.
He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.