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When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.
Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
My reaction to almost every single article on this... GODFORSAKEN WEBSITE, roamed by the filthiest of beings make the most DIABOLICAL "sexual" terms that previously didn't exist. (DO NOT LOOK UP ONION RING PLEASE)
Person A: "Hey look at this urban dictionary article! Person B:"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ????"
An american that hates and is agaist gun rights, going out of their way to protest against them and treating gun owners like adolf hitler himself
Man : An old lady got mad at me for having a gun holstered on my belt
Postal Dude: Fucking Nazi
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Its a frog, and a duck together, thats what a fuck is.
fuck (animal)
btw no this is not an inside joke! I just randomly got the idea
Percipient #9272 : is that a dog?
Percipient #2937 : nope, thats a fuck (animal)
Percipient #9272 : oh
Sweetest, tenderest, most phenomenal sex with a Chinese person.
Susan: "So Gloria, was Cheng as nice as he looked?"
Gloria: "Oh God yes. The minute he laid his hand on my leg, we were in the back seat having a peking fuck."
When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.
I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.
When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.
"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."