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An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.
“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you
"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"
A phrase mostly used by excited boys with tourette syndrome
Fuck-a-coik! lets go to the bar
a really fat fucking cat
a really FAT RETARD CAT sometimes named beefus or chonkus and therefore is always a fat fucking cat.
Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.
literary every middle school skater kid.
"bro i ran into some pervert perm fucks on my way home last night,."
Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name
i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous